Oopsie! Another muslim Workplace Accident

[douger]

Sorry about that.

Militant islamist rebels in Syria linked to al-Qaeda have asked for "understanding and forgiveness" for cutting off and putting on display the wrong man's head.

In a public appearance filmed and posted online, members of Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham, one brandishing a knife, held up a bearded head before a crowd in Aleppo. They triumphantly described the execution of what they said was a member of an Iraqi Shia militia fighting for President Bashar al-Assad.

Don't you just hate when that happens?

[Foggy Dewhurst]

Words evade me..

[drjohnnyfever]

Does the dead guy still get the virgins?

[Evil Yoda]

al Qaeda Beheding Instrukshuns

MOST SEKRET! DONT SHARE WITH INFEDELS!

1. Grab hare
2. Cut threw throwt
3. Chek ID

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I guess these people really do not have a conscience.

[alienrace]

All in the name of gawd...

[Moses]

Crazy. But they have the oil. Dammit!

[Evil Yoda]

Nov 14, 2013 19:50:47 GMT -5 Moses said:

Crazy. But they have the oil. Dammit!

And if they didn't, we in the west would know little about them.

[breakingbad]

"We are truly sorry. We'll get it right next time."

[darave]

they need duct tape that can fix anything

[vosa]

This just in...

Prior to his execution the militants told the victim "If you like your current head you can keep it."

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Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the Middle Ages.

They’re calling it ‘Islam’.