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Post by com6063 on Oct 29, 2014 10:07:40 GMT -5
10) Had a colonics session to rid himself of pesky weight gain. 9) Surgical procedure for hemorrhoids. 8) Surprised his wife with a picnic at a local forced labor camp. 7) Spent a weekend bender sampling the new 50 year old Dewars. 6) Wanted to catch the opening of “Gone Girl.” 5) Was seen limping because an S&M session with his mistress got out of hand. 4) Couldn’t tear himself away from the buffet at Golden Corral. 3) Decided to participate in some executions near the DMZ. 2) Got a bad dose of shark fin soup. And the #1 reason he was missing: 1)Seen camping out for 2015 tickets for One Direction.  |
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Post by Ravenchamp on Oct 29, 2014 10:08:17 GMT -5
looking for a new hair stylist
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2014 10:52:25 GMT -5
Instead of buying an expensive car to compensate for his small penis, like most men, Kim Jong-Un bought a rocket.
Sadly, he still couldn't get it up.
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Post by Cowboyz on Oct 29, 2014 11:55:53 GMT -5
Hangn with his boy Dennis Rodman!
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Post by msdownunder on Oct 29, 2014 13:23:09 GMT -5
Instead of buying an expensive car to compensate for his small penis, like most men, Kim Jong-Un bought a rocket. Sadly, he still couldn't get it up. Apparently the US couldn't get it up either ;( |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2014 15:14:41 GMT -5
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Post by Ravenchamp on Oct 29, 2014 15:16:04 GMT -5
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Post by Evil Yoda on Oct 30, 2014 7:35:51 GMT -5
Keep the politics on the Nationals forum, please. Thanks.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 7:49:33 GMT -5
Keep the politics on the Nationals forum, please. Thanks. It's a JOKE, EY, lighten up! 
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 8:03:05 GMT -5
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Post by musicman on Nov 3, 2014 15:20:42 GMT -5
Ruled with an iron fist, we are.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2014 18:04:43 GMT -5
He was having Breakfast at Tiffanys.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2014 18:14:05 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2014 18:19:49 GMT -5
He was dancing with the stars.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2014 18:21:46 GMT -5
He was dancing with the stars. Well, yeah, if one counts Dennis Rodman.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2014 18:27:51 GMT -5
He was dancing with the stars. Well, yeah, if one counts Dennis Rodman. Lol |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2014 18:36:39 GMT -5
Well, yeah, if one counts Dennis Rodman. Lol |
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Post by Cuchulain on Nov 4, 2014 21:28:48 GMT -5
Someone tossed a twinkie into the cell and he was caught between the bars.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2014 19:09:11 GMT -5
Someone tossed a twinkie into the cell and he was caught between the bars.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2014 19:50:43 GMT -5
Oh my. Lol
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