Another jihadi Gets His Virgins

[douger]

One of the things I think the Obama administration does well - kill muslims. I'm not so sure about how he's going about it.

The US targeted the emir of the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan in a drone strike today in Pakistan's Taliban-controlled tribal agency of North Waziristan. The strike is the second in the tribal agency in three days.

The CIA-operated, remotely piloted Predators or the more deadly Reapers fired a pair of missiles at Hakeemullah's vehicle as it left a mosque in the village of Danday Darpa Khel in the Miramshah area of North Waziristan, Dawn reported. The strike killed five "militants."

Hakeemullah Mehsud, the leader of the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan, was the target of today's strike. Hakeemullah's bodyguard, who was identified as Tariq Mehsud, and his driver, Abdullah Mehsud, are said to be among those killed in today's attack.

[Evil Yoda]

Actually, I'm not sure he does. Don't they have to die while doing something for the faith to qualify? I mean, how many virgins can Allah have, even if he keeps re-virginizing them!

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Nov 1, 2013 12:52:58 GMT -5 Evil Yoda said:

Actually, I'm not sure he does. Don't they have to die while doing something for the faith to qualify? I mean, how many virgins can Allah have, even if he keeps re-virginizing them!

I estimatate about the same amount of (on a pro rata basis) wings that God has to distribute to his angels.

[Moses]

Religions are weird. You have religion that punishes you severely for having perverted sex then when you die they reward you with perverted sex

pretty funny

[Deleted]

All religions are weird, it's even more weird to just ridicule one.

[Moses]

Nov 1, 2013 13:11:35 GMT -5 @baldeagle said:

All religions are weird, it's even more weird to just ridicule one.

One at a time

[dogbert]

Nov 1, 2013 12:52:58 GMT -5 Evil Yoda said:

Actually, I'm not sure he does. Don't they have to die while doing something for the faith to qualify? I mean, how many virgins can Allah have, even if he keeps re-virginizing them!

OBL never told them that the "virgins" were actually 14 year old nerdy boys playing Dungeons and Dragons! 

[com6063]

Religion is only weird if you don't understand it. For example, is it actually written in the Torah about getting "virgins?"

[Moses]

Nov 1, 2013 13:51:17 GMT -5 com6063 said:

Religion is only weird if you don't understand it. For example, is it actually written in the Torah about getting "virgins?"

"Hell" if I know.

[Evil Yoda]

Nov 1, 2013 13:51:17 GMT -5 com6063 said:

Religion is only weird if you don't understand it. For example, is it actually written in the Torah about getting "virgins?"

Did you mean the Koran? The Torah is part of Jewish liturgy (I think it is the Pentateuch and commentaries thereon).

[Ranger John]

Nov 1, 2013 12:52:58 GMT -5 Evil Yoda said:

Actually, I'm not sure he does. Don't they have to die while doing something for the faith to qualify? I mean, how many virgins can Allah have, even if he keeps re-virginizing them!

See this is why I think Islam is actually the Devil's religion. Think about it for a minute... being perpetually surrounded by 72 virgins... I can only imagine two ways that might work: either the martyr is unable to have sex with them; or they are such that he is unwilling to have sex with them. So... if going off to your just reward means either a) being surrounded by 72 beautiful girls that you can't have; or b) they are ugly to the point where you don't want them... I mean, that's not heaven. That's a form of eternal torment.

Big picture: it's hard to imagine being motivated by either of those scenarios.

[douger]

72 virgins

[aponderer]

Wow!  90-ft tall virgins!  I wonder if there are any ladders in paradise to use to reach the "appetizing vaginas"... 

[drjohnnyfever]

Another jihadi genius:

Suicide Bomber Blows Himself Up on Empty Mediterranean Beach

Officials say a suicide bomber detonated on an empty beach in front of a hotel in the Tunisian Mediterranean resort town of Sousse. He was the only fatality.

www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/10/31/Suicide-Bomber-Blows-Himself-Up-on-Empty-Mediterranean-Beach

[howarewegoingtopay]

Probably a wardrobe malfunction.

[Ranger John]

Nov 2, 2013 7:56:05 GMT -5 aponderer said:

Wow!  90-ft tall virgins!  I wonder if there are any ladders in paradise to use to reach the "appetizing vaginas"... 

So from my choices above, Islamic scholars say it's a). 72 beautiful girls you're unable to have sex with... AND a perpetual hard-on too. That was also in the link. Ah, eternal frustration. The reward for Islamic martyrs. That actually seems totally appropriate.

[Moses]

Maybe Viagra is part of your reward. What if you prefer experienced "partners"?

[com6063]

Nov 1, 2013 17:59:03 GMT -5 Evil Yoda said:

Nov 1, 2013 13:51:17 GMT -5 com6063 said:

Religion is only weird if you don't understand it. For example, is it actually written in the Torah about getting "virgins?"

Did you mean the Koran? The Torah is part of Jewish liturgy (I think it is the Pentateuch and commentaries thereon).

Yes, I meant Koran; sorry.

LOL

[aponderer]

Nov 2, 2013 12:56:16 GMT -5 com6063 said:

Nov 1, 2013 17:59:03 GMT -5 Evil Yoda said:

Did you mean the Koran? The Torah is part of Jewish liturgy (I think it is the Pentateuch and commentaries thereon).

Yes, I meant Korean; sorry.

골뱅이 ?   

[Moses]

Nov 2, 2013 12:56:16 GMT -5 com6063 said:

Nov 1, 2013 17:59:03 GMT -5 Evil Yoda said:

Did you mean the Koran? The Torah is part of Jewish liturgy (I think it is the Pentateuch and commentaries thereon).

Yes, I meant Korean; sorry.

North or south ? Lol

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Nov 2, 2013 7:21:24 GMT -5 douger said:

72 virgins

Any questions, folks?